Neverlution

Neverlution was my original MySpace/Facebook thing. I made people hate me by posting messages to the guestbooks and forums, and tried to attract people to my page which had animated gifs, stupid pictures, crap satirical articles and crude animations of my friends masturbating.

I miss it.

This blog is my new Neverlution but in case you wanted to see what I was up to when I was 16, or to reminisce about the golden age of social networking (when people just built websites instead) then check out these versions that I found decomposing in cyberspace :

This epileptic-fit-inducing animated gif is a perfect example of my work

Neverlution 1.0 – The original Homestead page builder site. It was me and Betchley who started the site, although it quickly became apparent that he was much better at promoting it, and me at getting geeky at home and uploading all the jpegs. I knew nothing of the internet when I built this so when I look back a proud tear lubricates my eye.

Neverlution 1.88 – I don’t think I ever even properly published this one, but hey, nice menu eh?

Neverlution 2.04 – This was a layout I used for quite a while. The image at the top left is randomly generated (from 20 very un-random pics) and I used to change these from scientific diagrams, to Marvel comics characters and back again. Most of the links work on this one, so you can read my incredibly interesting articles on Linkin Park, Embassy Row and Staind. Unfortunately Neverlution tic-tac-toe is still broke.

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Me and Harry also went to town on this very fetching Neglected Youth fansite, that’s before they became McFly.

I also built this to help me remember where everything was, and to post some second rate University work on. Although that is a blogger page so i didn’t really build it myself or anything.